Answer a question with a question!

[Barbara L]

Did you know that pumas get mad when you try to rub topical ointment on them?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Have you seriously tried to rub topical ointment on a puma?

 

[Barbara L]

No, I haven't, and do you think I would be foolish enough to try?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Thank goodness, but what's the real story on why you only have three fingers on your left hand?

 

[Barbara L]

Do you realize that I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

ROFL!

Did it happen in your sleep? Or were you petting crocagators?

 

[Barbara L]

I'm not sure, but do you know I was wondering why I was suddenly typing so much slower?

Barbara

 

[forty_caliber]

Is that a dead parrot?

 

[Barbara L]

Is that my fingers I see in the dead parrot's beak?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

He's not dead, he's resting...I thought it was a dead gopher, it's Barbara's fingers???

 

[Barbara L]

Does anyone know a good doctor?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Would a nurse do??

 

[forty_caliber]

You don't really think the parrot is just resting do you?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Don't you understand, he's just pining for the fjords?

 

[Barbara L]

Do a lot of parrots come from Norway?

Barbara

 

[forty_caliber]

PININ' for the FJORDS? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

 

[Chrissy13]

I'm so behind! What's all this talk about behinds? haha

 

[PrincessFiona60]

He's a Norwegian Blue now, isn't he? Don't they always take a kip on their backs?

Are we getting behind again? Am I lost, do I have Alzheimer's?

 

[forty_caliber]

Isn't the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Doesn't it have beautiful plummage?