Answer a question with a question!

[Barbara L]

Do you know that I would have blue plumage too if I were nailed to a perch?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Well, of course it was nailed there! Do you know, if I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its little pecker, and VOOM?!?

 

[forty_caliber]

"VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it would it? 'E's bleedin' demised isn't he?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne?

 

[forty_caliber]

What, no fromage?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

What is the air flight velocity of a coconut laden sparrow?

 

[forty_caliber]

African, or European?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Don't you know that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour?

 

[Matt Kay]

Has it really come down to Monty Python quotes?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Do you have something against Monty Python?

 

[Matt Kay]

Did you know here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Have you been lucky enough to see Spamalot on stage????

 

[Matt Kay]

Doesn't Spamelot clog your arteries?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

What arteries?

 

[Matt Kay]

Wouldn't you have arteries if you had a heart?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Can you tell me if it's my heart or my brain that's missing?

 

[Matt Kay]

Would it surprise you if I told you it seems that it's MY brain that's missing?

 

[Barbara L]

Can you tell me if it's my heart or my brain that's missing?

Well, is your head filled with straw? Does your chest clang when you knock on it? Do you think the wizard can help?

Barbara

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Is there a Wizard available?

 

[Matt Kay]

Didn't the wizard take a week off to go to Aruba?