Originally Posted by middie
Didn't you notice I changed idiot to the b/f so people would know ?
Did I spin us off onto a "sore" issue?
Send him down here to Baja and I'll put him through Boyfriend Training School.
Idiot Beings converted into functioning members of society who actually are capable of human-like behavior, putting their dirty clothes "inside" of the clothes hamper, leaving the toilet seat down, not farting in front of your friends and will know how to make dinner for 8 and even set the table without your help. Will bring flowers home at least once a week, turn off the TV to spend time with you just listening to music and will be a Tiger in bed on demand.
I am still trying to decide how much to charge for the service...