Answer a question with a question!

[luvs]

Luvs, don't you think it would be safer in this day and age to keep the blinds shut>?

don't you know i LIKE to keep my blinds open?

 

[pdswife]

Do they stay less dusty if you keep them open all the time??

 

[luvs]

if i say yes, are you going to start leaving yours open, too?

 

[pdswife]

Can you get the weirdo across the street from looking in???

 

[luvs]

if you go out on the roof and wave a shotgun around and shoot it into the air, do you think it would scare him off? would you have a piece of straw and a hand-rolled cigarette hanging out of the corners of your mouth and be wearing overalls and a flannel shirt? would you shout, 'yeeeee-haw!'?

 

[luvs]

if down is up and up is down, what's sideways? and why are there two sideways but only one up and one down?

and don't you hate alarm clocks?

 

[middie]

don't you love watching alarm clocks fly across the room?

 

[texasgirl]

Don't you just love when you try to do something to help your kid and he acts like a little jerk?

 

[pdswife]

oh no... what'd the little jerk do? ( boy, I didn't like calling him that)

 

[luvs]

don't you love watching alarm clocks fly across the room?

are you implying that i have a temper? (picking up alarm clock remnants... OOPS! didn't MEAN to throw that thing off the wall... or DID i?')

 

[pdswife]

Did it punch a big nasty hole in the wall??

 

[texasgirl]

Can you believe I was to take him to graduation rehearsals and since he didn't wash his clothes he argued with me because I told him to wear dirty ones for all I cared, and he went back to bed and ignored me, AFTER I lost 3 hours at work to take him?

 

[pdswife]

Can I even begin to imagine how mad you must be??

 

[luvs]

did you ground him, tex?

 

[pdswife]

Did you make him pay you for the hours at work that you missed??

(that's what I would have done to my son!!!)

 

[texasgirl]

I wish I could still ground him,with him being 18, do you think grounding would work?
Know how bad I wanted to whoop his butt??
I told him that he could shove his attitude up his butt and I left him there and came to work, do you think that was bad?
As for the pay, he got over time this week, think I should deduct my time?

 

[luvs]

am i being Motherly if i say you did the right thing, tex? and did you know he'll outgrow this and be very, very sorry for how he acted as a teenager one day?

 

[crewsk]

does that mean that I chatter too much ?? lol

No, have you seen how much I chatter? Should I change my name to "Mouth of the South"?

 

[texasgirl]

Do you know how much I appreciate that, luvs?

 

[texasgirl]

PD, I replied to you, but, my pc at work goes a little screwy sometimes and it didn't show that it sent.will you tell me if did?