Answer a question with a question!

[middie]

luvs as a matter of fact i do. effective no way... did you know i could probably whack him in the head with a cast iron skillet and the skillet would break first?
heat is there such thing as husband abuse?

 

[Heat]

Do you know Middie i cant find that any where in my Womans Day Magazine . So, Do you know there must not be?

 

[luvs]

Wow! Do you all have Jerks in your lives?

don't you have one?

 

[luvs]

luvs as a matter of fact i do. effective no way... did you know i could probably whack him in the head with a cast iron skillet and the skillet would break first?
heat is there such thing as husband abuse?

see why i like the broom method so much? have you tried whacking your jerk with a broom? did you know that you can't break car windows out with a broom handle?

 

[Maidrite]

Yes you can Luvz you just need to try one of the side windows they break much easier. the front and the back will too , but you need to get them real cold or hot first.
And Middie and Heat of course there is Husband abuse, But what man in his right mind would admit it ?
That is why we came up with the word "Nagging" Thats our secret code for "Husband Abuse". Mother-in-Laws are always best at this, That is why Barbara and I are so perfect for each other.
On another note we both miss our mommys!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Did you know you can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink?

 

[Heat]

Did you know i probably could make him drink!!

 

[luvs]

did you know that most women probably cause thier loves to drink? did you know my jerk started going gray just months after we started dating and at the time he was only 24 cause i stree him out so much?

 

[Barbara L]

Did you know that you have to have a certain amount of stress in your life? Do you know any people with just the minimum amount of stress in their lives?!

Barbara

 

[texasgirl]

Did you know that I just made the 530th post in here?

 

[crewsk]

Did you know that you have to have a certain amount of stress in your life? Do you know any people with just the minimum amount of stress in their lives?!

Barbara

Did you know that if it weren't for stress I wouldn't have much of a life?

 

[luvs]

did you know that screaming and throwing things relieve stress rather effectively? did you know that you shouldn't throw ceramic knick-knacks, crystal wineglasses, or 2-liter bottles of ginger ale across the room? did you know that you also shouldn't throw cans of Ensure, cordless phones, or keg cups full of beer? (especially in front of all your boyfriend's friends even if he WAS being a jerk?)

 

[Maidrite]

DID YOU ALL KNOW I BE THE MAN ?

 

[Maidrite]

ALSO DID YOU KNOW I AM LIVING LIFE LARGE ?

 

[Maidrite]

AND DID YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD DOING IT?

 

[Maidrite]

ANY MORE QUESTIONS ?

 

[Maidrite]

ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO STOP YET ?

 

[Maidrite]

TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT ? DOES ANYONE WANT TO SMELL MY FEET ?

 

[texasgirl]

Maidrite, are you completely bored?

 

[Maidrite]

To be quite Honest Yes I am extremely Bored , But I look good at it Don't I ?