Answer a question with a question!

[luvs]

Originally Posted by pdswife

Luvs, don't you think it would be safer in this day and age to keep the blinds shut>?

don't you know i LIKE to keep my blinds open?

[pdswife]

Do they stay less dusty if you keep them open all the time??

[luvs]

if i say yes, are you going to start leaving yours open, too?

[pdswife]

Can you get the weirdo across the street from looking in???

[luvs]

if you go out on the roof and wave a shotgun around and shoot it into the air, do you think it would scare him off? would you have a piece of straw and a hand-rolled cigarette hanging out of the corners of your mouth and be wearing overalls and a flannel shirt? would you shout, 'yeeeee-haw!'?

[luvs]

if down is up and up is down, what's sideways? and why are there two sideways but only one up and one down?

and don't you hate alarm clocks?

[middie]

don't you love watching alarm clocks fly across the room?

[texasgirl]

Don't you just love when you try to do something to help your kid and he acts like a little jerk?

[pdswife]

oh no... what'd the little jerk do? ( boy, I didn't like calling him that)

[luvs]

Originally Posted by middie

don't you love watching alarm clocks fly across the room?

are you implying that i have a temper? (picking up alarm clock remnants... OOPS! didn't MEAN to throw that thing off the wall... or DID i?')