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[pdswife]

Isn't it already time to start our dinner??

 

[suziquzie]

how can i start if I have no idea yet????
(and no mustard)

 

[pdswife]

don't ya just put one foot in front of the other?

 

[suziquzie]

are we going for a walk?

 

[pdswife]

wouldn't we melt with all the rain out there?

 

[suziquzie]

did you know the rain ran away when I went to bed?

 

[pdswife]

why did you send it here?

 

[suziquzie]

can it go backwards?

 

[pdswife]

do you want it back?

 

[suziquzie]

do you know i do believe your rain today is supposed to be mine on friday when I have to drive around all morning?

 

[pdswife]

hey, can you tell me why my onions are not turning brown yet??

 

[suziquzie]

doesn't it take a LONG time?

 

[pdswife]

hasn't it been a long time ???? Do you think I have too many onions for the size of pan...or that the heats not high enough or maybe that I added too much butter??

 

[suziquzie]

how many onions did you put in what?

 

[pdswife]

Dang...would you believe I forgot to count the darn things?

 

[suziquzie]

LOL, how can you count when you can't see thru the onion tears?

 

[pdswife]

didn't I tell you they were sweet onions not the kind that make you cry?

 

[suziquzie]

do you know onions dont hurt my eyes when i wear my contacts while cutting?

 

[pdswife]

do you know why??

 

[suziquzie]

is it because the contacts are suffocating my poor eyes?