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[pdswife]

Can you say SLEEP?

 

[suziquzie]

what seems to be the trouble with that?

 

[pdswife]

did I tell you that my sleeper was broken?

 

[suziquzie]

who broke it?

 

[pdswife]

was it the ghost of christmas's past?

 

[suziquzie]

did you say BOO! to scare him off?

 

[pdswife]

Can't I just find him a new home?

 

[suziquzie]

maybe in China?

 

[pdswife]

Could I give him to my mother as a christmas gift...sent from the heart?

 

[suziquzie]

but is that far enough away and wouldnt it come back to see you every time she did?

 

[pdswife]

and would it be re-gifting since she gave him to me to begin with?

 

[suziquzie]

LOL maybe you should just send HER to China??

 

[pdswife]

How would she find the airport?

 

[suziquzie]

can you drop her off there and tell her you'll meet her on the plane?

 

[pdswife]

are you telling me to LIE to my own mother?

 

[suziquzie]

lol.... and the problem is......????

 

[pdswife]

shouldn't that make me feel guilty?

 

[suziquzie]

guilty is a strong word isn't it?

 

[pdswife]

isn't it a word we Catholics are taught early and often?

 

[suziquzie]

oohhhhhhhh do you know that explains that ALOT???