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06-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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IS there an end?
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06-01-2005, 02:49 PM
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Well, I guess that depends on how you're standing. Are you standing upright or on your head? If you are standing on your head & I look upsidedown then I'm standing upright but if you're standing on your head & I still look upsidedown then I'm standing upright, right?
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"Treat everyone with politeness,even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are." |
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06-01-2005, 02:52 PM
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if time flies, how come it doesn't have wings?
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i believe that life would not be complete without bootcut jeans, comfy old tee-shirts, the Golden Girls, and the color pink....laughter doesn't hurt, either...  YEAH STEELERS!!!!!
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06-01-2005, 02:58 PM
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If something is so good, why does it hurt sometimes?
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06-01-2005, 02:59 PM
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Are you guys going to mind it if I step out for a while?
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06-01-2005, 03:01 PM
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Do you want to be the reason we are all sad and depressed??
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06-01-2005, 03:01 PM
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Can we both step out for a while? Will we be missed?
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06-01-2005, 03:01 PM
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How is it that an airplane that weighs tons can stay in the air?
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06-01-2005, 03:02 PM
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Why does a boat made of steel float?
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06-01-2005, 03:05 PM
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why is more that one mouse called mice
but, more than one moose is still moose? |
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