uh oh, 'bug is having a self-realization crisis!!!
just leave some chocolate, don't break eye contact, and back away slowly.
if she bluff charges, you don't have to outrun her, just the people you're with...
lol, bug, i went thru the same things a few years ago. if you read me by my shirts, i was a beer swigging guy, into skiing, camping, sk8'ing, the jersey shore, florida beaches, the binary number system, the periodic table of the elements, and hooters.
the last few years, i started to buy plain t shirts only with small logos, like nike, reebok, polo, nautica and the like on the chest. nothing to read, no opinions, nothing provocative.
so now i'm old and boring.