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Old 08-10-2006, 06:26 PM   #1
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.!
The other night I was invited out for a night out with with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way to o easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded,, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cooked three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with a quick-witted solution,(even when totally smashed,3 cuckoos plus nine cuckoos total 12 cuckoos- midnight!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew!! Got away with that one.!
Then he said " we need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why, he said " well last night our clock our clock cuckooed three times,then said " oh, s***!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared his throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."










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Old 08-10-2006, 07:13 PM   #2
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:24 PM   #3
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lol...good! giggle giggle!
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:24 PM   #4
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Oh Dove!That was too funny.
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:36 PM   #5
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That was a funny one!!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:49 PM   #6
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Lol I never heard that one.
It's pretty good !!
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:49 PM   #7
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That's great! Love It!
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:27 PM   #8
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you are so sweet,brave, and funny to share that----I admire you already.
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:28 PM   #9
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PS--you also have a very nice hubby with a sense of humor--don't let go of him, girlfriend!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:46 PM   #10
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made me almost spew on the keyboard. Thanks
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