Dove
DC Grandma
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.!
The other night I was invited out for a night out with with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way to o easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded,, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cooked three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with a quick-witted solution,(even when totally smashed,3 cuckoos plus nine cuckoos total 12 cuckoos- midnight!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew!! Got away with that one.!
Then he said " we need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why, he said " well last night our clock our clock cuckooed three times,then said " oh, s***!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared his throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."
The other night I was invited out for a night out with with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way to o easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded,, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cooked three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with a quick-witted solution,(even when totally smashed,3 cuckoos plus nine cuckoos total 12 cuckoos- midnight!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew!! Got away with that one.!
Then he said " we need a new cuckoo clock" When I asked him why, he said " well last night our clock our clock cuckooed three times,then said " oh, s***!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared his throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."
