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Old 08-14-2006, 12:49 PM   #1
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Bad Joke of The Day

I got this off of one of the other web-sites I visit and thought you guys might like it (especially the ones who hunt).

A butcher just out of trade school applies for and gets a job in Northwest America, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first job he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. He finally gets the moose cut up and puts it into bags and marking them with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is left with a pile of unidentifiable parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one bag and labels them......."mooselanious".

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Old 08-14-2006, 01:51 PM   #2
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*thud*

You win!
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Old 08-14-2006, 01:57 PM   #3
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Good one!! Thanks.
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:16 PM   #4
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I think my mother tried to make a casserole out of ground up mooselaneous once. . . . . . . . . .
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:29 PM   #5
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Where there any leftovers, Sharon?
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Even the garbage disposal refused it. She even threw away the recipe.
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:20 PM   #7
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Ha ha ha! That funny!
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Old 08-14-2006, 05:07 PM   #8
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I've sent this on to my hunter hubby.
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Old 08-14-2006, 05:13 PM   #9
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groan.......good one, Food Fiend!
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