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Old 09-29-2005, 09:01 AM   #1
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Murphy's Prayer

Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"

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I'm trying to decide whether or not that is funny!!!!!!!!!
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