Beer at work

[Half Baked]

16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work


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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1 It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Butt naked" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."

Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!

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[Robo410]

you forgot the health benefits...vit B enriched, and beer is a vegetable (hops)

 

[jkath]

so there's a health plan then!

There's a Miller Brewing Plant out near us, and I have an acquaintance who worked there. Every so often, you'll see gallons and gallons of foam pouring out of one of the big towers. He said whenever that happens, someone will frantically call the company and tell them they're loosing beer by the second. Of course the next question is "can I get free beer as a reward for telling you?" They always answer the same: "Sir", (yes, it's always a 'sir'), that's not beer. We're cleaning out the tower. What you see is soap. The beer is fine."

 

[CharlieD]

I'd say I totally agree, but those bud and miller light really cannot be consider anything but the vomit inducers, sorry.

 

[YT2095]

I`ve never heard a Beer say "NO" either

 

[shpj4]

There is an Anhauser Busch plant in Van Nuys or somewhere there and you can see the steam coming up from the plant.

I am talking about the San Fernando Valley in Southern California.

 

[Buck]

A modest proposal:

 

[StirBlue]

I'd say I totally agree, but those bud and miller light really cannot be consider anything but the vomit inducers, sorry.

You are the car pool guy then! But not the boss with the raise.

 

[jpmcgrew]

My DH works on the huge ranch we live at 600 plus acres he patrols the ranch and works with Fish and GAME which includes catching trespassers,poachers and and so on.They even catch people with DNA evidence.He says all the bad guys leave evidence which includes empty beer cans. Guess what beer all these bad guys like.