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Old 01-28-2012, 10:40 AM   #171
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While on the subject of "gas" humans can't fart in their sleep either.
Make that a third person who believes people play the arsephone while asleep.
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Old 01-28-2012, 11:12 AM   #172
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Hybridization is when two or more existing types of corn are bred together to make a third type. That third type is then a Hybrid of the other two.

Genetic Modification requires that the genes of a corn plant are modified via scientific procedures so that the resulting corn is a unique and different plant than any of the species that are used for it's base. The resulting corn is genetically modified.
Thanks, Tim. Wow. Frankencorn.

And to follow the current remarks, I guess everyone knows that nowadays they use corn to make gas.
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Old 01-28-2012, 11:35 AM   #173
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While on the subject of "gas" humans can't fart in their sleep either.
Oh yes they can...said the night nurse...and wife of Shrek.
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Old 01-28-2012, 11:48 AM   #174
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While on the subject of gas, my sister works for the gas company. They explained to a recently immigrated employee, that while it is true that "... the company passes gas ...", it wasn't the optimal way of expressing it.

I finished typing the above and posted it. I looked at my monitor and saw:





Okay, I'm childish. I'll admit it. I'm also Teutonic.
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Old 01-28-2012, 11:52 AM   #175
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While on the subject of gas, my sister works for the gas company. They explained to a recently immigrated employee, that while it is true that "... the company passes gas ...", it wasn't the optimal way of expressing it.
Nope, not the same at all like "cutting the cheese."
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Old 01-28-2012, 12:02 PM   #176
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Oh yes they can...said the night nurse...and wife of Shrek.
But Shrek is an ogre....does he count?
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Old 01-28-2012, 12:03 PM   #177
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While on the subject of gas, my sister works for the gas company. They explained to a recently immigrated employee, that while it is true that "... the company passes gas ...", it wasn't the optimal way of expressing it.

I finished typing the above and posted it. I looked at my monitor and saw:



Okay, I'm childish. I'll admit it. I'm also Teutonic.
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Old 01-28-2012, 12:56 PM   #178
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I stand corrected.
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Actually, they don't have buttocks, hence, there's nothing to flap and make noise with! (I read this on PawNation). Bet you didn't know that.
I must have a very special dog then. Or...someone in the house who can throw sounds well. ;)
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:34 PM   #180
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I must have a very special dog then. Or...someone in the house who can throw sounds well. ;)
I've heard dogs fart before too, not often. And not with reverberation. Cooper may have buttocks.
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