i saw the episode of man v food when they served that thing. it was a giant lump of dry cooked crumbled beef. yuk.
reminds me of survival training where we each got a knife, blanket, and a pound of ground beef to survive for 3 days. we were taught to make a fire, find some slate or another flat, non-granular rock, and cook the meat on it until eay more than well done so as to make meat last.
The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.
Sunshine or thunder, a man will always wonder where the fair wind blows.