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Old 06-12-2006, 11:44 PM   #1
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Blond Joke,,(groan...)

> >I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to
> >make sure my golden retriever had plenty of fresh air.

> >The dog was stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon
> >her that she must remain there.

> >I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying
> >emphatically, "Now, you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

> >The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noticing I was blonde, gave me a
> >strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park"?

May I always be the person my dog thinks I am.

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