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Old 07-31-2006, 11:22 PM   #1
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Blonde Cook's Diary

MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So
I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved
the rice any.

THURSDAY:

Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and
beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.

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Old 07-31-2006, 11:30 PM   #2
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Very, very funny. Thanks for the belly laugh.
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Old 07-31-2006, 11:47 PM   #3
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I do love good blonde jokes! Thanks for the laugh.
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Roflmbo. The cookie one was my favorite !
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