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Old 07-31-2006, 10:22 PM   #1
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It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.


Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So
I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.


A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved
the rice any.


Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.


I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and
beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.


Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.


Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,much to my disappointment.


This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.


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Old 07-31-2006, 10:30 PM   #2
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Very, very funny. Thanks for the belly laugh.

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Old 07-31-2006, 10:47 PM   #3
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I do love good blonde jokes! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:15 AM   #4
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Roflmbo. The cookie one was my favorite !
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