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Old 12-07-2008, 01:30 AM   #1
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Brain teaser for PoorCooker

Ok - this one does require some knowledge of anatomy and physiology ...

My nose runs and my feet smell ... why?

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Old 12-07-2008, 09:58 AM   #2
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If my nose smelled your feet, it would run too!!

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Old 12-07-2008, 10:02 AM   #3
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if my nose smelled your feet, it would run too!!

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Old 12-07-2008, 10:12 AM   #4
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roflmao Barbara. Oh that's great !!! lol
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:17 AM   #5
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Ok - this one does require some knowledge of anatomy and physiology ...

My nose runs and my feet smell ... why?

You're built upside down.

My feet run and my nose smells.
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Old 12-07-2008, 10:33 AM   #6
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:09 AM   #7
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:11 AM   #8
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Corn oil comes from corn
Sunflower oil from sunflowers
Baby oil ?????? EEK!
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Old 12-07-2008, 11:27 AM   #9
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat!?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat!?
...AND, do vegetarians eat animal cookies?
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