Brain teaser for PoorCooker

[Michael in FtW]

Ok - this one does require some knowledge of anatomy and physiology ...

My nose runs and my feet smell ... why?

 

[Barbara L]

If my nose smelled your feet, it would run too!!

Barbara

 

[texasgirl]

if my nose smelled your feet, it would run too!!

barbara

roflmbo!

 

[middie]

roflmao Barbara. Oh that's great !!! lol

 

[Andy M.]

Ok - this one does require some knowledge of anatomy and physiology ...

My nose runs and my feet smell ... why?

You're built upside down.

My feet run and my nose smells.

 

[Alix]

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: A fish.

 

[GB]

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Alix]

My favorite...

Corn oil comes from corn
Sunflower oil from sunflowers
Baby oil ?????? EEK!

 

[Andy M.]

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat!?

 

[kitchenelf]

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat!?

...AND, do vegetarians eat animal cookies?

 

[Adillo303]

When I read the word invalid, do I renew my driver's license or order a wheelchair?

How can pain and pleasure both be exquisite?

 

[kitchenelf]

If white wine goes with fish do grapes go with sashimi? (I do have to say that's been a long-time favorite question )

 

[GB]

Actually I bet some thinly slices green grapes might go pretty well with some sashimi. I just may have to try that

 

[kitchenelf]

Actually I bet some thinly slices green grapes might go pretty well with some sashimi. I just may have to try that

Don't you KNOW it! I've put thin slices of cantaloupe in my salmon rolls before - it was QUITE tasty!

 

[GB]

Don't you KNOW it! I've put thin slices of cantaloupe in my salmon rolls before - it was QUITE tasty!

Oh yum!!!

 

[LT72884]

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat!?

If people in Utah are called utahns then what are people called in Tampa?

 

[middie]

lmao omg LT... bad bad bad

 

[buckytom]

If people in Utah are called utahns then what are people called in Tampa?

lol, i see you've never been to cocksackie, n.y...

 

[LT72884]

lol, i see you've never been to cocksackie, n.y...

LOLOLOL

I swear people name cities like this for a reason..