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Old 01-01-2011, 04:58 PM   #1
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Calmness In Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The
way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, the
last few Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:03 PM   #2
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I just finished off a bag of chips and a container of bacon horseradish dip. I feel very calm.
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:03 PM   #3
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LOL!

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Old 01-01-2011, 05:04 PM   #4
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Good one, Princess!
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:05 PM   #5
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You're such a good wife to finish off all those
things Shrek should not eat or drink.
Josie
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:09 PM   #6
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You're such a good wife to finish off all those
things Shrek should not eat or drink.
Josie
It's why I have to start walking more!

I got it in my e-mail this morning, had to share!

Glad everyone is liking it!
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Old 01-01-2011, 05:11 PM   #7
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Good one
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:10 PM   #8
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you are to funny, guess i should get busy and eat myself into bliss.
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Old 01-01-2011, 09:54 PM   #9
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This is simply perfect. LOL!
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Old 01-01-2011, 11:46 PM   #10
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I love it!
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