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Old 06-18-2005, 11:15 AM   #1
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Captured!

3 Men were captured by Aborigines .....

An Italian, a German, and a Mexican....

all 3 were tied to poles with their hands behind their backs...

a ring of fire surrounded them all...

The Aborigines King stepped up to the Italian man and told him:

"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......

The Italian took the knife and slit his throat....

The Aborigines King stepped up to the German man and told him:

"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......

The German man took the knife and also slit his throat....

The Aborigines King stepped up to the Mexican man and told him:

"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......

The Mexican man took the knife and started stabbing himself violently all over his body!!!!!!!!

The King yelled-out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????"

The Mexican exclaimed " I AM *******-** YOUR CANOE HOMBRE!!!!!!!!!!!










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Old 06-18-2005, 11:17 AM   #2
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LOL, that's too funny, I'll have to tell that one to my bil and nieces {they're mexican and love these jokes!!}
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