TexasTamale
Senior Cook
3 Men were captured by Aborigines .....
An Italian, a German, and a Mexican....
all 3 were tied to poles with their hands behind their backs...
a ring of fire surrounded them all...
The Aborigines King stepped up to the Italian man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The Italian took the knife and slit his throat....
The Aborigines King stepped up to the German man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The German man took the knife and also slit his throat....
The Aborigines King stepped up to the Mexican man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The Mexican man took the knife and started stabbing himself violently all over his body!!!!!!!!
The King yelled-out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????"
The Mexican exclaimed " I AM *******-** YOUR CANOE HOMBRE!!!!!!!!!!!
An Italian, a German, and a Mexican....
all 3 were tied to poles with their hands behind their backs...
a ring of fire surrounded them all...
The Aborigines King stepped up to the Italian man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The Italian took the knife and slit his throat....
The Aborigines King stepped up to the German man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The German man took the knife and also slit his throat....
The Aborigines King stepped up to the Mexican man and told him:
"WE are going to skin you alive, we will use your skin for canoes, feed your bones to the dogs, but, if you wanna die like a man......here's the Knife"......
The Mexican man took the knife and started stabbing himself violently all over his body!!!!!!!!
The King yelled-out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????"
The Mexican exclaimed " I AM *******-** YOUR CANOE HOMBRE!!!!!!!!!!!