Originally Posted by CWS4322
PF--I thought you'd come up with a "knock-knock" joke.
Myrtle: Do you think she's in there?
Eggatha: Scratch on the door!
Harriet: I don't know!
Myrtle: Will she have cheese?
Eggatha: Scratch, now!! <hopping back and forth>
Harriet: We won't know til she comes out...
Eggatha: Scratch! Scratch!!
Myrtle: I don't want to wake her up...
Eggatha: <doing pirouettes> Scratch the DOOR!
Harriet: I thought I saw her go by the window.
Penny: Oh, get out of the way you silly biddies <scratch, scratch>
Chorus: She has CHEESE