I hope you weren't at work--the patients might have peed their pants hearing you scream!
I am helping them write their email to Santa now...and they'd like PURPLE! To be on the safe side, Large and XL. Wouldn't want them to experience "creep" in their diappies! Can you imagine Cocky Rocky's response to Myrtle wearing a diaper--a chicken chastity belt! He doesn't "bother" Harriet...she stays away from him and doesn't respond to his "attempts" to entice her...he already attacks me...what would he do if he thought I stole his top hen?! Yup, she'd have to come live with the Big Chicken...for her own safety (and mine!).