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Old 09-21-2014, 07:17 AM   #771
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I got pushed into the bowl of milk yesterday. I left milk footprints behind on the deck. I don't think soaking in milk does much for my complexion and it makes my feathers stick together.

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Oh, no! I hope Big Chicken doesn't have some nefarious plans regarding your future, Myrtle.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:19 AM   #772
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Oh, no! I hope Big Chicken doesn't have some nefarious plans regarding your future, Myrtle.
The only nefarious plans are I would like Myrtle to put on her flight suit and be a therapy chicken. No stockpot in her future.
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:24 PM   #773
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The only nefarious plans are I would like Myrtle to put on her flight suit and be a therapy chicken. No stockpot in her future.


Well that is good news! But I will still be rooting for the therapy chicken. Any chance of her making the trip to see Grandma Big Chicken?
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:26 PM   #774
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Trying to get Myrtle across an International Border is tough!
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:32 PM   #775
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Trying to get Myrtle across an International Border is tough!
Well, bring Grandma and Grandpa to Canada. The trip will do them both good. And she will get to meet Myrtle and the rest of the girls.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:58 PM   #776
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i FINALLY got to read the chicken chronicles.

great stuff. thanks c dubya.

i keep picturing rocky as a foghorn leghorn type.
and the girls are straight out of "the music man":
pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
pick pick pick, talk a lot, pick a little more.

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Old 09-22-2014, 02:39 AM   #777
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i FINALLY got to read the chicken chronicles.

great stuff. thanks c dubya.

i keep picturing rocky as a foghorn leghorn type.
and the girls are straight out of "the music man":
pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
pick pick pick, talk a lot, pick a little more.

Gotta love those girls.
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Old 10-02-2014, 08:31 AM   #778
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Myrtle, perched on the Big Chicken's shoulder:

"That email is addressed to ME!"
"No, Myrtle, it is not addressed to you. See--they want to know if your eggs can be used for this recipe."
"That means it is addressed to ME!"
"Myrtle, I have to collect the eggs and prepare them."
"But you can't collect them if I don't lay them."
"Hmmmmm...I'm guessing in this case, you're right--the chicken comes before the egg. Okay, you win."
Mrytle preening herself before she replies:"

"Can I have some cheese, please?"

Light fades to black as Myrtle has once again displayed her uncanny ability to outsmart the Big Chicken.
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And you didn't know that already? Mrytle will always outsmart you Big Chicken! She is my best friend and tells me every thing.
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Old 10-02-2014, 11:42 AM   #780
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And you didn't know that already? Mrytle will always outsmart you Big Chicken! She is my best friend and tells me every thing.
+1 Mine too.
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