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Old 11-28-2010, 01:35 PM   #1
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Cold is a relative thing

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . .
At 65 degrees above zero:
People in Florida turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
At 60 degrees above zero:
People in California shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
At 50 degrees above zero:
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
At 40 degrees above zero:
People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
At 35 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
At 20 degrees above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Montana close the windows.
At zero degrees:
People in Arizona fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
At 10 degrees below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
At 20 degrees below zero:
Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
At 30 degrees below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
At 40 degrees below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"
At 50 degrees below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
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Old 11-28-2010, 01:48 PM   #2
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At -50C (-58F) outside, we were wearing two pairs of long underwear, two sweaters, two pairs of socks over our boots and tuques - inside the log cabin. The Solstice gift puppy, who had been raised outdoors, wanted to go sleep in the unheated shed!
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Old 11-28-2010, 02:00 PM   #3
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At -50C (-58F) outside, we were wearing two pairs of long underwear, two sweaters, two pairs of socks over our boots and tuques - inside the log cabin. The Solstice gift puppy, who had been raised outdoors, wanted to go sleep in the unheated shed!
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Old 11-28-2010, 02:05 PM   #4
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LOL!
I just noticed that I wrote we were wearing socks over our boots.

No, the socks were inside the boots.

I must need more coffee.
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Old 11-28-2010, 02:13 PM   #5
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We can easily spot tourists visiting L.A./Hollywood this time of the year because they're all in shirt sleeves and shorts.....lol....
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Old 11-28-2010, 03:07 PM   #6
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...The Solstice gift puppy, who had been raised outdoors, wanted to go sleep in the unheated shed!
We had a puppy years ago that spent every night in his dog house outdoors. Regardless of how cold it got in the winter, he'd come in for a visit and to clean up the kids' table scraps then beg to go out again. His coat was so thick you couldn't find his skin.
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We had a puppy years ago that spent every night in his dog house outdoors. Regardless of how cold it got in the winter, he'd come in for a visit and to clean up the kids' table scraps then beg to go out again. His coat was so thick you couldn't find his skin.
Almost all the dogs in La Macaza (~100 miles north of Montreal, QC) lived outdoors. Visitors thought it was cruel when they saw the dalmatian outside in winter. He had a heating lamp in his dog house, activated by his weight. He still spent a lot of time outside the dog house. I bet you wouldn't have been able to find the skin on most of those dogs.
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I just noticed that I wrote we were wearing socks over our boots.

No, the socks were inside the boots.

I must need more coffee.
Maybe you need a more protective tuque?? Sorry, couldn't pass it up!
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We can easily spot tourists visiting L.A./Hollywood this time of the year because they're all in shirt sleeves and shorts.....lol....
I'll be the one with a sun hat and a paper fan.
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Old 11-28-2010, 08:17 PM   #10
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right now i am cold in so. calif. heater is blasting and i have on a sweater. not sure what the temp. is but my body says it is too cold. oh well it will be eighty here before we know it. probably on christmas day. lol
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