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Old 07-13-2007, 03:28 PM   #1
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Colon Cleanser

Just saw a commercial for some. Their slogan: "cleans me from the inside out"

Im intrigued...Should I grab a bottle. It could be pleasurable.

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Old 07-13-2007, 03:33 PM   #2
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Does it work on other punctuation or just colons??
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Old 07-13-2007, 03:34 PM   #3
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Colon cleansing makes me think of the preps for colonoscopies. I haven't had one yet (but expect to have to in the next year) but everyone I know who has had a "colon cleansing" for the test says it it no picnic. Can't get very far from a bathroom after a while!
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You're not right!
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Old 07-13-2007, 03:39 PM   #5
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i'm waiting for someone to suggest "barkeepers friend".
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Old 07-13-2007, 03:41 PM   #6
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Does it work on other punctuation or just colons??
Ya been hittin the "Crown"??
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Old 07-13-2007, 03:43 PM   #7
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i'm waiting for someone to suggest "barkeepers friend".
That is only if you want to get that original shine. Would that be a shiny hiney?
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Yeah Jabbur, the prep for the colonoscipy is no joy. But a shot or two of vodka in it makes it a lot more bearable.
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:05 PM   #9
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Thanks for the suggestion, Aunt Dot. I'll remember that if I ever have one. So far, I've managed to avoid it.
The only colon cleanser I've used is fresh broccoli.
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Yeah Jabbur, the prep for the colonoscipy is no joy. But a shot or two of vodka in it makes it a lot more bearable.
I think my today's lunch . . . oh, never mind.

My colonoscopy is scheduled for next month - I'll remember the vodka trick! It might make the hours in the bathroom much more pleasant. Is that a shot or two in every batch?????
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