Compliment?

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Guts

Senior Cook
Joined
Dec 5, 2004
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EL Cajon CA.
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:

"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."



He never even heard the shot...
 
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