Just got an idea for a new game. I've learned there's a lot of creative and wacky people on this site, so let's have some fun. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with the title of a cookbook that will never happen. Here are a few to get you started:
Emeril's Complete Guide to Microwave Cooking
Veggies, Veggies, Veggies
by The Texas Cattlemen's Association
Eat Right and Stay Fit - A Diet Guide for Sumo Wrestlers
You get the idea. Who's up next?