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Old 05-30-2006, 11:41 AM   #1
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I'm such a lousy cook my cat only has three lives left.

When we go on a picnic, the ants bring Rolaids.

I don't throw anything out. Last year the Health Department condemned my refrigerator.

My husband does a lot of the cooking around our house. At least, I think he does. I eat out myself.



They say the great chefs put a lot of feeling into their cooking. I put a lot of tobasco in mine--you can feel that for days!



I really hate to cook. For breakfast I had a tub of Cool Whip.


My idea of a "Happy Meal" is any meal I don't have to cook.



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Old 05-30-2006, 01:36 PM   #2
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Perfect Icy,
I've had days like this You kicked my day into high gear

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Old 05-30-2006, 05:37 PM   #3
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heh heh heh, the tabasco one sounds like DH, if I'm not sniffling while I eat then he is apparently not doing his job...
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Old 05-30-2006, 05:48 PM   #4
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Rolaids!!! I love it!! Too funny, IcyMist!!
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Old 05-30-2006, 07:57 PM   #5
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I think I'll use the last one as my signature.
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:41 PM   #6
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LOL, Icy.





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Old 05-31-2006, 08:48 AM   #7
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A friend of mine says she's designing a dust ruffle for her stove.
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Old 05-31-2006, 09:56 AM   #8
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A friend of mine says she's designing a dust ruffle for her stove.
LOL how funny.
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:00 PM   #9
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Icy too funy lol. Thanks for the laugh
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