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Old 08-18-2010, 11:54 AM   #1
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Corrupt a Wish

Rules. A poster will make a wish, and the next poster will grant it, but twist it so that something bad happens.

Example:
Me-I wish for a computer.
Next poster-Granted, but it is filled with viruses.

Alright, here we go!

I wish for a new Lacanche.



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Old 08-18-2010, 02:08 PM   #2
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Granted. It runs on 1000 AAA batteries which have to be replaced manually every other day.

I wish I could take a vacation.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:16 PM   #3
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I wish I could take a vacation.
Granted. You have free plane tickets Paris but your visa is only good for 3 hours.

I wish my kitchen were self cleaning.
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:42 PM   #4
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Granted, sprinklers pop up from the floor and SWOOSH!! Sparkling clean, but very wet.

I wish I were cold-free and healthy.
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Old 08-19-2010, 04:47 PM   #5
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Granted. You are so excited to be cold-free and healthy that you went skinny dipping in a national park and had to spend a month at the county jail.....where you caught another cold....(but you are healthy otherwise)

I wish I could sing.
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:09 PM   #6
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Granted, you can sing beautifully, but sound exactly like Luciano Pavarotti.

I wish play the piano well.
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:42 PM   #7
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Granted you can play very well, only trouble is you can't stop!

I wish I had my own bakery
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:11 PM   #8
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Granted you can play very well, only trouble is you can't stop!

I wish I had my own bakery
Granted! Sheesh I Don't think bad things can happen in a place of warm crispy breads, wonderful smells wafting across the tables, people smiling and laughing, comfort all around.
Except, your help, stored the sugar in the salt containers and your salt in the sugar containers. Whoops! Those cakes taste funny.

I Wish for a job in the IT field in the food manufacturing area.
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:56 PM   #9
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Granted but you end up programming dishwashers

I wish my ice maker worked.
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:59 PM   #10
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Granted but you end up programming dishwashers

I wish my ice maker worked.
Your ice maker works, but the ice melts by the time you figure how to retrieve it from the maker.

I wish I could travel for a year.
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