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Old 05-17-2007, 07:48 PM   #1
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Earl and Bob, two good ol boys from Mississippi, are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing an drinkin sweet tea when suddenly Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his tea and says, "You better think it over Bob, women like that are hard to find.

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Old 05-17-2007, 07:56 PM   #2
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Pretty darn good!
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:50 PM   #3
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:04 PM   #4
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Men I do have to say that was cute though Goes to show that men really do know us women well
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:59 AM   #5
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lol, Loved it - so true too !
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:15 AM   #6
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Thanks Uncle Bob for putting a smile on my face so early this morning. It is a good way to start the day.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:36 AM   #7
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You made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the chuckle, Uncle Bob.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:50 AM   #8
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~~~~~Cute!
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:14 PM   #9
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Lovely picture Uncle Bob. How peaceful. ( Obviously wifey not in the boat?)
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:31 PM   #10
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My husband will love that one, Bob. He swears I've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle.
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