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Old 11-09-2008, 12:44 PM   #111
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not knowing where I was I decided to go to the internet and google maps.
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Old 11-09-2008, 01:44 PM   #112
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As I searched the internet for my whereabouts I asked myself, "What is a Google anyway?"
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:11 PM   #113
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After seaching through all 2,335,564,000 results I was more confused than ever and decided to forget about google and look up a recipe for roast duck with orange sauce.
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:41 PM   #114
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It said to preheat my oven to 350 but... I don't have an oven so I decided to drive to Burger king instead.
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Old 11-12-2008, 04:10 AM   #115
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I knew when I got there that they would hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders won't upset them, all they ask is that I let them serve it my way, but did I have what it takes to handle a whopper, the two fisted burger, at Burger King.

(Good golly, I love this thread)
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Old 11-12-2008, 04:55 AM   #116
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It was obvious to the staff that the whopper was to much of a whopper, plus they did not like serving foot traffic.
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Old 11-12-2008, 05:00 AM   #117
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So I left disgusted thinking, "my foots are just as good as anybody elses foots, why don't they like serving foot traffic?"
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Old 11-12-2008, 05:16 AM   #118
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This was a riddle that I could not solve, but knew of a lion in the wetlands that could steer me in the right direction.
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Old 11-12-2008, 06:55 AM   #119
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But when I got there I heard... in the wetlands, the mighty wetlands, the lion sleeps tonight, aweema whip, aweema whip, aweema whip, aweema whip.
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Old 11-12-2008, 06:58 AM   #120
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Annoyed at this turn of events, I very rudely prodded this lazy lion awake, and started singing in my awful voice.
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