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Old 11-12-2008, 05:24 PM   #121
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"Hey has anybody seen my, Sweet Gypsy Rose?"
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Old 11-12-2008, 08:32 PM   #122
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I didn't get any applause, however I did get a job offer at some local nightclub called Dirty Dan's
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Old 11-13-2008, 06:48 AM   #123
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Realizing that I was in a financial bind, I jump at the job offer and tried not to read to much into the name of the place.
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Old 11-13-2008, 01:23 PM   #124
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I knew that it was a big mistake the second I walked in the door!
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:16 PM   #125
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As my eyes scanned the room thru the smoke I couldn't help but notice the person on stage dancing what seemed to be the Irish Jig.
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:36 PM   #126
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Sadly, the 200 pound woman wasn't wearing much of anything, just a green hat and a very tight swim suit.
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Old 11-13-2008, 09:51 PM   #127
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She bore an incredible likeness to Julia Child, (whom I had studied the culinary arts with for 5 years on channel 13).
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:16 PM   #128
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The main difference being ...the long gray beard that the dancer wore proudly braided down to her belly button.
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:21 PM   #129
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When it was discovered that 'this was no lady' the bouncers tossed her (it) out back on the railroad track.
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Now... you'd think that I'd feel safer with her (it) being gone but as soon as she left the stage the two men in the bar began to yell and scream saying " WE want Mable back!"
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