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Old 11-16-2008, 11:17 PM   #171
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Sadly, when it hit PG in the head he let go of the mower and it continued to roll...right over the roses and the daisy bush..
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:34 AM   #172
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Rose petals were flying every where and as they gently landed on the nicely manicured lawn, it was then that Markie said, "Hey we might as well put those rose petals to good use and get hitched."
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Old 11-17-2008, 05:16 AM   #173
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The garden gnome crashed into the lawn mower in an explosion of plaster dust, releasing the trapped evil genie.
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Old 11-17-2008, 09:07 AM   #174
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No wait, it wasn't an evil Genie, it was Barbara Eden in her skimpy pink genie outfit and she was looking for Major Nelson.
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Old 11-17-2008, 12:05 PM   #175
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"OH Major, where are you?"
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:46 PM   #176
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All of a sudden Col. Bellows appeared and he informed them that Major's Nelson and Healy had to fly out on a top secret mission that was very dangerous, but fear not that spunky Blanche Devereaux was along for the ride to take care of them.
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Old 11-17-2008, 07:59 PM   #177
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Well, Jeannie had other ideas because the next thing you know she crossed her arms, nodded her head, and blinked Major's Nelson, Healy & Markie to the National Chili Cookoff in Texas where they were all suddenly sitting as judges.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:01 PM   #178
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There they sat in the red striped tent eating bowl after bowl of texan chili.
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yeehaw.......Texas.......they had a grand time...................(hey, I have to let them have a grand time don't I)
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:29 AM   #180
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we'll check in tomorrow.............
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