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Old 11-18-2008, 04:31 AM   #181
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The chili kept flowing like the Rio Grande.
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After all that chili they realized that gluttony was a gaseous sin.
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Old 11-18-2008, 05:43 AM   #183
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Suddenly thay all screamed at the same time, "Where's the Beano?"
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:51 AM   #184
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Sadly NOBODY had thought to bring any so off we all ran to the local safeway.
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:15 PM   #185
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They all got to the Safeway, only to find it closed, just than Major Nelson said, "Quick, to the Piggly Wiggly," "Yeah, let er' rip," said Markie.
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Old 11-18-2008, 05:04 PM   #186
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let her rip.........yep...... there were men on board...........all was fine........then the ship monitor registered a problem..........apparently their orbital monitoring system was going off-center............noone showed outward anxiety but things were terribly wrong...........then................
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Old 11-18-2008, 05:11 PM   #187
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Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2008, 06:01 PM   #188
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There was a hole in the side of the ship the size of Texas and they knew thay were goin' down fast.
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They all put on their parachutes and jumped out through the hole.. as they began to near the ground they all sceamed "GET OUT OF THE WAY" to the people below.
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But try as they may, no one heard them and they were all crushed by the speeding locomotive, all but one that is.
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