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Old 11-19-2008, 06:28 AM   #191
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After shaking the debris out of my hair and freshening up my lipstick I sauntered off, to find the closest spa.
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Old 11-19-2008, 09:26 AM   #192
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After arriving at the spa I asked the girl at the front desk if the jacuzzi was open or did I have to reserve a time, in a soft and slow southern drawl she politely replied, "Whut?"
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:22 AM   #193
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Is the jacauzzi open or do I need to make a reservation I asked the ditzy girl again.
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:47 PM   #194
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She just stared at me with that deer in the headlights look and said, "Hi, Welcome to
the Wannahockalougie Health Spa, How can I help you?"
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:56 PM   #195
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I decided to leave as quickly as I could so I jumped on my motor scooter and away I went.
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:51 PM   #196
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then the temperature gauge went up and up and up........and my cell phone was totally kaput............noone to call to help and there I was in the middle of rush hour traffic....not one single male even offered to help........not one............then.........
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:59 PM   #197
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wouldn't ya know it... a very nice lady stopped to ask if I need help and I couldn't help but notice that she looked very much like a Greek Godess
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Old 11-19-2008, 04:43 PM   #198
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No that wasn't a Greek Godess, it was none other than Charro and she was looking for her Koochi Koochi.
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I told her she might be able to find it back at the Wannahockalougie Health Spa and that if she hurried she might even get a 20% coupon!
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Old 11-19-2008, 07:00 PM   #200
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The traffic was jammed trying to get to the Wannahockalougie Spa due to the fact that someone crashed trying to avoid the KoochiKoochi which she must have dropped while the boys were whistling at her.
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