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Old 11-01-2008, 09:05 PM   #41
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A couple of the nurses recognized Charlie from the mental hospital they used to work at.
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:06 PM   #42
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Considering he'd undergone a lobotomy, they found his improvement nothing short of miraculous!!
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:13 AM   #43
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Althought he psychosurgery seemed successful, the doctors and nurses had no idea why he was repeated singing the same song, over and over again, "Danke Shoen."
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:21 AM   #44
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They did notice however that as long as Charlie was singing he did not have the nervous twitches and tics that he has suffered with his whole life.
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:22 AM   #45
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A more throrough investigation revealed that back in the early 90's he had fallen into a vat of unrefined balsamic vinegar and when they pulled him out he looked exactly like Wayne Newton.
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:24 AM   #46
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The doctors and nurses soon found themselves all singing Danke Shoen as the were examining Charlie.
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:32 AM   #47
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and there sat poor ole charlie gazing at the nurses and thinking to himself "i wonder if these gals are all ok".
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Over the loud speaker in the emergency room, Charlie heard them call, "Dr. Newton to the emergency room, Dr. Wayne Newton to the emergency room STAT."
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:41 AM   #49
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just then charlie jumped to his feet and began to dance around the room
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Charlie danced his heart out, doing the Mombo, the Hustle, a little Two Step and than he finished it off with a Hand Jive.
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