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Old 11-07-2011, 12:56 PM   #1
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:01 PM   #2
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There once was a zombie chicken,
Who was thrown in the pot still kickin'.
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Old 11-07-2011, 01:37 PM   #3
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Who was thrown in the pot still kickin'.
Simmerin' with squirrel brains,
Blood sausage and oat grains,
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Old 11-07-2011, 02:03 PM   #4
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Simmerin' with squirrel brains,
Blood sausage and oat grains,

A dish to make the pulse quicken
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Old 11-07-2011, 02:50 PM   #5
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Edgar just bought a lb of deli ham.
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Old 11-07-2011, 03:11 PM   #6
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Edgar just bought a lb of deli ham.
Had forgotten to get mustard and exclaimed, "Damn!"
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Had forgotten to get mustard and exclaimed, "Damn!"
When asked if he ate mayo
He quickly replied, no way-o
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When asked if he ate mayo
He quickly replied, no way-o
So his wife said you'll make due with toe jam!

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Old 11-07-2011, 03:40 PM   #9
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wives can be so punishing! ROFL, pac!
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