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Old 07-24-2011, 03:36 AM   #41
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I was a female Robin Hood type until some jerk-face shot me with a poison arrow. Then I mutated into a monster that chased children trying to turn them into mutants too so they'd eat their parents. Sometimes my brain really shouldn't be left unattended.
I would vote for you in an election, your dreams make perfect sense to me.
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:05 AM   #42
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i'm with tom petty this morning, runnin' down a dream that never will come to me...
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Old 07-24-2011, 07:18 PM   #43
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I would vote for you in an election, your dreams make perfect sense to me.
Bolas, dude, sometimes you scare me.
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Old 07-24-2011, 07:25 PM   #44
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Last night I was in Laramie, WY at the old bakery I used to work at, trying to apply for a job. (The bakery has been closed for years) Turns out it was being run by many of the nurses I work with and they all had the same idea, get out of nursing. Then I was in an Asian Trinket store admiring the artwork, etc. I kept handing things back to the proprietor saying, "No this is Korean, no this is Chinese...I want Japanese, I'm looking for Japanese items only." Then I woke up...
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:29 PM   #45
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Retail therapy in your dreams?
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:38 PM   #46
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I had about 3 donuts while I was wangling to job, too!
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:55 PM   #47
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I was trying to make dinner but kept getting interupted by people screaming. I don't remember why they were screaming but they were outside. Their screams kept making the house shake so I kept dropping stuff. I gave up and started putting stuff away but I had to check on an old woman that was using our bathtub to do her laundry because all of the washing machines in the neighborhood had been infected by a computer virus and kept trying to eat their owners. When I went to check on her the bathtub had cracked. She said the people's screaming had done it. Then I was jumping on a trampoline trying to get high enough to see who was screaming and why. I woke up to find the alarm was going off and the cat was mewing in my ear.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:03 PM   #48
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I had an alarm clock once that had an electronic chirp. I started dreaming there were birds in my room and I kept trying to shoo them out the window. I had to get a new alarm clock...
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:14 PM   #49
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That would drive me crazy Fi. I'd be getting a new alarm clock too.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:16 PM   #50
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LOL! It was making me run late for work, I kept sleeping through it.
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