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Old 09-25-2005, 09:25 PM   #11
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Don't worry until you take your bra off at night and hear the change clank on the floor...and you hurt too much to bend over and pick it up!
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Old 09-25-2005, 09:50 PM   #12
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Don't worry until you take your bra off at night and hear the change clank on the floor...and you hurt too much to bend over and pick it up!
i don't even want to know, tee-hee, but i know i almost lost a mouthful of beer after reading that one. it took all i had in me to hold that beer in while i was laughing.
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Old 09-25-2005, 09:53 PM   #13
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uh-oh.
i just thought to myself, 'turn that noise down' when a harsh-sounding song came on. then i proceeded to turn it down in a very irritated manner.
plus i have two simultaneous, completely opposite health issues going on, and i'm fairly certain that wasn't supposed to happen yet.
i squint when i read even though i have somewhat good vision.
i avoid ultra-cheap beer.
i have to think how to spell, 'yes' for 15 minutes.
then i mispell it.
i can't eat dairy products like i used to.
hanging out with my Parents is a good thing.
i'm somewhat forgetful.
i'm somewhat forgetful.
i shout at my tv screen during 'the price is right'.
i watch the price is right.
i shake my head and say in awe, 'where DID the time go?'
i call people, 'dear'.
i check for gray hair and fine lines and (oh, my ) i
think i found my first fine line.
the music from my earlier years isn't so bad anymore.
when someone calls and wants to go somewhere, i'm like, 'noooo, i'm too tired to go out.'
oh, no......

tee-hee, somewhat joking, here, guys, but i just realized i'm not as young as i used to be. wait a minute, no, i'm not joking too much at all. and i'm only 24.
wow.
LOL!! My DAUGHTER will be 21 this spring! LOL!

Just wait until your sister becomes a Grandmother.
It's a shock at first, but she's about to become a Grandmother again and it's not so bad this time.

Just wait until your daughter get's her drivers license.
You sit there remembering everything that happened from Collic to Caddilac's and realize you should have locked her in the attic when you had the chance.

Just wait until your daughter goes to college.
You hug them, you cry and you say "I'm never going to see my baby again", then 3 day's later the phone calls begin. Lab-fees, Gas money, food... You just take the phone off the hook, you sit there, you cry and you say "I'm never going to see my baby again".

God Bless

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Old 09-25-2005, 11:21 PM   #14
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... and i'm only 24. wow.
OLD!? Yeah, right! I have clothes older than you!
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:29 PM   #15
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sometimes you get old before your time, andy.
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:31 PM   #16
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Don't worry until you take your bra off at night and hear the change clank on the floor...and you hurt too much to bend over and pick it up!
You don't want to know what I thought you were going to say.
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Old 09-26-2005, 02:46 AM   #17
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Don't worry until you take your bra off at night and hear the change clank on the floor...and you hurt too much to bend over and pick it up!
woo woo
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Old 09-26-2005, 02:49 AM   #18
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"did i just get old?"


No, dear. You didn't "just" get old. It happens when you're sleeping. Don't go to sleep.
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