Robo is so upset he missed the initial posts, he quits his day job (teacher) and opens a slop shop on a dead end street in a flood zone prone to earth quakes and alien visitation. Neon sign posts daily specials: Kosmuk Kayso Deo w/ side of Burld Arsh Spudatoes.
menu statement: we clean and polish all out teflon pans with Genuine Turtle Wax. all foods cooked in fat free petro chemicals.
btw, here's a traditional Eastern Shore Maryland recipe from a waterman chef himself: Chicken Chesapeake
Chicken boiled in salt water, covered in seaweed and nettles (in season) and a duxelle of old soggy sneakers and rusty beer cans, lightly sprinkled with sand and misted with marine fuel, flambe' dockside!