Discuss Cooking's April Fool's Day News

[mudbug]

kadesma decides to order takeout every night until Labor Day

Alix and Ken move to West Palm Beach and open a fish taco stand

.....your turn

 

[mudbug]

forgot one -

ironchef decides that the mac and cheese in the blue box isn't so bad after all, especially with a can of tuna dumped into it.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Hmmmmmm...... GB decides we should scrap NASA..... Jkath becomes allergic to avacados and Bucky really IS Homer Simpson!!

 

[mudbug]

mudbug goes vegan and becomes an expert on opera music

 

[SizzlininIN]

deadly sushi tried out to become a chippendale dancer........shhhhhh thats suppose to be a secret.

 

[texasgirl]

bucky and ronjohn decide to stop being funny!!


now THAT is scary!!!

 

[Alix]

MJ stops making pizza and declares he will now use his outdoor oven for firing pottery.

 

[wasabi]

Wasabi came to the conclusion that she hates Hawaii and decides to move to Alaska.

 

[middie]

I woke up and stood 5'7" tall.

 

[kadesma]

Pds, rolls over opens her eyes sees Paulie and declares, Who the H**l is this??? Mudbug fesses that she hates crawfish Texas, finally admits she hates Texas and wants to move to California and learn to surf

kadesma

 

[PA Baker]

PA Baker has hours of free time and stays on DC all day long, like in the old days!

 

[Barbara L]

Deadly Sushi receives a calling to become a priest, vowing celibacy.

In a surprise move, Ronjohn lobbies Congress to have them pass a bill banning all beer making and drinking in the U.S.

Pdswife becomes the head chicken plucker at Tyson Chicken.

Barbara

 

[wasabi]

Maidrite stomps his feet and orders EVERYONE to stop smiling.

 

[mudbug]

Michael in FtW responds to the next query this way:

"Doesn't matter. All recipes are about the same anyway."

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Wasabi changes her name to Green Horseradish.

 

[jkath]

Dove takes up skydiving.......

GB decides photography isn't his thing and buys a box of crayolas instead......

Barbara forgets to use correct grammar and spelling and uses run-on sentences...............

Maidrite demands that all red ink be banned permanently

Wasabi trades in her chihuahua for a great dane named "pookie"

Middie opens a Starbucks and drinks coffee all day....every day....

Luvs Food decides she doesn't.

Iron Chef starts serving "beenie-weenies" and "Cap'n Crunch" to all his guests in Beverly Hills

Brooksy tells us he's actually living in north Arizona

PDSwife decides she hates vanilla ice cream

Buckytom starts talking like Charles on *M*A*S*H* and becomes a sommelier

Sushi becomes allergic to cats, redheads and sushi~

Michael in FtW actually works at the local "Pup n Taco" drive through

Alix becomes the next Pop Star Diva

Ken buys MSN with the money he finds under the laundry pile in the basement

 

[wasabi]

jkath.......................

 

[Maidrite]

Ken gives up on Football , Hockey ,and Curling for basket weaving ,matching fabrics ,and Curling his hair ?????
Urmaniac13 gives up on Ice Skating and Goes for Mud Wrestling !

 

[Maidrite]

Maidrite Moves into his dream home on the other side of the rainbow !
No Dorothy we aren't still in Kansas !

 

[pdswife]

Pds, rolls over opens her eyes sees Paulie and declares, Who the H**l is this??? Mudbug fesses that she hates crawfish Texas, finally admits she hates Texas and wants to move to California and learn to surf

kadesma

LOLOLOLL!



Kadesma gives all the grandkids rides on Mr. Bull.