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Old 03-23-2005, 11:48 AM   #1111
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...Ronjohn comes trudging in, a trail of drywall dust in his wake...


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Bartender! Twin Rocket launchers!! I need a drink or four...

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Old 03-23-2005, 12:40 PM   #1112
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Bang sneaks into cooler and runs away with 50 beef tenderloins.
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Old 03-23-2005, 12:57 PM   #1113
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someone take the saddled emu and a lasso and go catch that varmint bang!!!!!
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Old 03-23-2005, 01:08 PM   #1114
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Gosh...Now someone's going to have to arrest Alix for smuggling Canadian beef and Bang for stealing it! Exhausting.

The cops are at the door...What shall I tell 'em?
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Old 03-23-2005, 01:13 PM   #1115
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Ronjohn: Here are your libations...and a broom...
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Old 03-23-2005, 01:27 PM   #1116
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Bang comes in with Department of Agriculture to interview Alix about illegal beef in cooler.
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Old 03-23-2005, 01:46 PM   #1117
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Thier tucks the D of A guys and cops into the massage chairs in the lounge, feeds them glazed crullers, fruit salad, grande white chocolate mochas with whip (and a shot of god bourbon), gives them a neck rub and inquires about their children. D of A guys and cops are now sound asleep, smiling and snoring. Tiptoe out, Alix!!
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Bang is disgusted with the D and A guys and stomps out of cafe.
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Old 03-23-2005, 02:21 PM   #1119
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Are they gone yet? Its really c c cold in this freezer!
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Oh, Alix! You poor, chilly little smuggler. Come on out...the coast is clear. Here's a cup of hot tea for you and some little cinnamon buns I made this morning.
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