i'm mad at my boyfriend, so to make him mad, i'm going to get fat.
so i'll start with chicken wings, double bleu cheese dressing, and 2 beers. for my salad go easy on the lettuce but double up on the bleu cheese dressing. add in extra croutons, thanks. i'll also take a ribeye, 2 baked potatoes with double butter and double sour cream, buttered peas, an extra basket of dinner rolls with extra butter, a vanilla shake, and for dessert, 2 slices of cheesecake with sweetened strawberries.
wait, i changed my mind. i'm not hungry so i'll just get drunk instead. one bottle of a nicely priced red, please. dry and tannic. and a basket of bread, no butter, please. thanks. that's a lot easier than getting fat.