Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[buckytom]

why are there hundreds of cats in heat outside? what the heck is going on???

(only kidding thier)

[thier1754]

*Thier, who suffers from low self esteem, sobs quietly in the corner*

[thier1754]

*Thier finds a passage in her Psych 101 book stating the following: "Researchers have recently found that violin music exquisitely executed has an aphrodisiac effect on both feline and human animals..." Thier develops an immediate sensation of power and begins rapidly strolling the room, playing wild gypsy music...*

There's gonna be a hot time in the ol' cafe tonight! The cats are dancing on the fence and the customers are beginning to see each other in an entirely new light...

(warning...this is only fiction...No bad behavior, Bang and the boys... )

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*looks at Emu running across Cafe*


Ok ok.... who thinks its a good idea to build 3 rooms with a TWIN sized mattres and a personal shower for each?! Im tired of sleeping in these massage chairs!

And Maidrite we would be proud to have you as a bouncer! Smash Utogoo will fill in when youre not here.
And guys I bought a Slip N' Slide!!
*connecting hose to sink* *turning on water* *running and jumping on Slip n' Slide........ slidding off rubber mat..... slidding on tile floor..... smashing head into wall*
Guys? GUYS?!!! *passing out*

[wasabi]

Called 911 sush!


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[mudbug]

No wonder there's never any dry bar towels around here. Sushi!!!!!

[tancowgirl2000]

Yep....still lost!!!

[buckytom]

whatsamatta tanis? why lost?

[tancowgirl2000]

It's been SO SO VERY long Bucky!!! I wanna cry, things just went way beyond me since Ive been gone

[buckytom]

you'll be alright tanis. just gotta jump right in. no splashing tho...
from confucius: as a leaf falls from a tree and gently lands in a stream, it joins the stream's flow effortlessly...