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Old 04-03-2005, 04:00 PM   #1721
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Where is Audeo when we need her? *Ambulance siren wailing outside the door.* Stay calm, bang, the paramedics will be here any minute.
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Old 04-03-2005, 05:30 PM   #1722
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WHOA! There's grease everywhere and all kinds of medical debris. What HAPPENED last night??? Geez, go out one night and all heck breaks loose.

*putting on apron, sweeping up bits of bandage and tape, scrubbing up the grease puddle*

Now that the kitchen is in order I am putting on a big pot of pea soup. Got to use up that ham bone. I'll prep a couple pizzas while I'm here. Mmmmm, leftover french toast? Those better be blueberries and not emu pellets in there.
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Old 04-03-2005, 05:56 PM   #1723
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Bang goes into cardiac arrest in hospital. Brother Boomboom and sister Powpow enter cafe to help finish upstairs.
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:09 PM   #1724
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Gee, Bang, I'm sorry you're porely. Have you been resucitated? Are you getting grafts for that hand and arm?

What can you tell us about BoomBoom and PowPow? Should we be afraid...very afraid?

Guess what they're using in Brazil for burn grafts -- frog skin! Amazing...Here are the results before (newly grafted) and after:


*Thier runs out the door on a frog hunt for Bang...*
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:10 PM   #1725
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Frogs? Thier, if you find one lets eat its legs later!
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:12 PM   #1726
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Quote:
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Frogs? Thier, if you find one lets eat its legs later!
I'm there, dude!
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:30 PM   #1727
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Hi....this is Boomboom.....Bang is in a coma and on a feeding tube. He is gettin graphs on his burns using frog skin that you guys brought in. Thankyou very much. You have nothing to feer from me and Powpow but watch out when Bambam comes to town. He is a Russian Mafia Boss. Great guy unless someone gives him a hard time. Then its well......not pretty.
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Bambam walks into cafe with two body guards and a women requesting a table in the back.
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:36 PM   #1729
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*Bustles Bambam and entourage to a table in the back, serves them chilled vodka and perohe* Um, Sushi, you here? We may have a situation brewing! Anyone speak Russian here?
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Old 04-03-2005, 06:38 PM   #1730
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Bambam thanks Alix and pinches her butt.
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