Policeman at our door at 5:00 this morning. My car was broken into and all of my credit cards and license were stolen. The one time I didn't lock and activate the alarm.
I'D LIKE A LARGE VAT OF BEER...WAIT A MINUTE...I DON'T DRINK...A LARGE VAT OF WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA.
"I'm that fond o' my fiddle, I could sit in the inside o't, an' look oot."-- Peter Milne, famous Scot fiddler